Day 21: Gross Halloween Candy...

One of my favorite things about Halloween is the candy. You can get tons of treats that you just can't find at any other time during the year. I stumbled across some pretty weird (and disgusting) looking candy. These candies are tasty treats that, for the most part, just look kind of creepy.

Here's a collection of the 10 Grossest Candy to munch on!

Candy #10: Scorpion Suckers

Eating these suckers makes you feel like your living in a nightmare. What do you think the thought process was for this one? This takes the “fly in the icecube” gag to a whole new level. Personally, I don’t know why anyone would get the idea, “hey, let’s put scorpion’s inside of a lollipop,” but whatever. It still seems pretty gross, yet intriguing at the same time.


Candy #9: Toxic Waste!

This candy is literally toxic! If you're up for adding more sourness to your life, let me introduce you to Toxic Waste. This is designed to be the biggest sour sensation you've EVER experienced. I tend to pass on the sour stuff anyway, but it being names Toxic Waste just adds another level of gross to it. The candy inside the Toxic container is actually a lollipop with three layers: the outer layer is sour, the middle layer is sweet, and the third layer is extremely sour. It’s supposedly the only double-action sour flavor on the planet. If you like sour, this is THE choice in candy for you.


Candy #8: Skeleton Pops

What could be creepier than eating another person? The brilliant creator of this candy takes advantage of this phobia, and turns a part of the human anatomy into a tasty treat: your bones! Don't worry; this nifty candy tastes like strawberries and not blood or bones, so go on… Lick those bones clean.





Eyes of Terror GumballsCandy #7: Eyes of Terror Gumballs

This candy is a gumball, and gives a pretty good imitation of a human eyeball. These little candies will creep just about anybody out, especially when they try to eat it. I love to gew on some bubblegum, but I would hesitate for a second about popping one shapped like an eye. I wonder if there is juice in the middle?



Candy #6: Gummy Snakes


If you like gummi bears, you’ll like these. I don’t like Gummies, and I one thing I absolutely hate is snakes. I don’t care how good the flavoring might be, I won’t be sticking a snake’s head in my mouth. Ok…that sounded really, really gross. I’ll just move on now.




Candy #5: Lick Your Wounds Candy Scabs

The idea of watching someone pick at their scab is weird (even though we all do it) The thought of having to watch someone lick and eat their scabs is totally disgusting. But teasing someone with this cool treat could be kind of fun. It’s shaped like a Band-Aid, and really sticks to your arm. So get close and comfortable to the one you want to gross out, peel back the Band-Aid and start licking your scab! And have fun watching their faces turn away in disgust.



Candy #4: Cockroach Bites

Bugs are probably the last thing on this entire earth that you want to pick up and start eating. The Cockroach Bites look just like real cockroaches, so this candy can truly gross you out. I found that the crunchy outer layer to this candy is the most disturbing, because it makes you feel like you're actually eating a big crunchy bug. How gross is that?



Candy #3: Dripping Boogers Candy

How many times have you been stopped at a traffic light, and the guy/gal next to you is digging for gold? We’ve all seen it, and we all have that same look of disgust on our faces. Dripping Bookers Candy? I don’t know why you’d buy this when you can get it for free.






Candy #2: Ear Wax Candy

Delicious candy fruity paste oozes from the ear holes of this disgusting dispenser.... just like real ear wax! It comes with a custom q-tip type stick to eat it with. This is another one…I don’t care how good the flavoring of the candy is…I’d have a hard time with it. It’s just nasty.





Candy #1: Chocka Ca-Ca

This is by far is the most repulsive candy I have ever seen in my life; but it’s also my favorite! Ca-Ca is a fudge candy that comes wrapped in a diaper, and is even shaped like liquid piled on top of liquid. It's like eating poo right out of a diaper! While eating this candy, you could keep reminding yourself that it is just fudge, but I would still find it difficult to get it down, for how would you know if it’s chocolate fudge, or the kind your butt makes? I see a sick joke waiting to happen.

That’s my article on gross candy! Hope you enjoyed it, and feel free to read some of the other Days of Halloween!
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